You think summer is gonna be all happy and fun and easy- NO. We all know summer makeup problems are inescapable! Let me remind you again that most of us reside in Lahore and there is no such thing as an easy summer. Your makeup and your face is a joke- which is why weddings don’t happen in summers, colleges close in summer… yes, things do not sound good. And, while we’re almost done throwing panic at you, let us also remind you that February is gone now and it’s time for all hell to break loose. Nope, summer is definitely not going to be as fun as it is for white girls…
1. Lipsticks melting
2. Shiny foreheads
This hits home, especially for oily/combination skin girls whose foreheads manage to shine like energy savers 24/7. It feels as if all the shine and grease in the world came to your forehead and took shelter on it. So you wash your face, 5 minutes later… SAME STORY.
3. Makeup melting in your bag
THIS. IS. SAVAGE. I may wish a hater a bad hair cut, but I’ll have the sanity and humanity to never wish them this because you lose TWO PERFECT, SACRED things in this process: very valuable makeup and a precious bag. This makes you wanna slap summer in the face, except, you can’t… </3 BAGS SHOULD COME WITH IN-BUILT FREEZERS!
4. Makeup melting on your face
Summer’s the perfect season to hold circus auditions… every girl in the line is gonna be one of a kind. But honestly, you can’t help looking like a hot mess. Summer ain’t kind to nobody.
5. Not willing to step outdoors
Well, this is mainly to avoid the situation above and also to avoid a tan if you’re already tan. But, I would take this moment to tell all those people throwing outdoor summer birthday parties and brunches one thing: Y’ALL ARE MONSTERS!!!
6. Glasses ruining foundation on the nose
7. Taking off extremely stubborn waterproof makeup
8. Wiping off eyeliner, eyebrow pencil
9. Buying stacks of blotting paper